Awarded for transparency of motive and/or ham-handedness of execution.

The first nominee is, of course, the State Republican Chairman, Steve Minarik, who responded to the State Supreme Court’s same-sex marriage ruling with a press release that we read like this:

“San Francisco … disgusted … despicable … perversion … values … marriage.”

You can read the unabridged version here, but we fear it won’t help.