We don’t quite know what to make of this vaguely sourced Philadelphia Daily News story, which leads with the news that “The Rev. Al Sharpton is the subject of a federal criminal investigation.”

In the next breath, the story tells us that it’s not the Philadelphia corruption investigation in which Sharpton briefly figured as a bit player.

And if it’s a criminal investigation, that means it can’t be the ongoing Federal Elections Commission probe. Hmm.