Molly Hardy, whose plight appeared on the Politicker this morning at 9:40 a.m., received an email from the Attorney General’s office at 12:33 p.m.. It read thus:
Dear Ms. Hardy,
We at the New York State Attorney General’s Charities Bureau are attempting to contact you in regards to your complaint concerning the above referenced organization. However, we have not been able to locate a telephone number by which to contact you. Please reply to this email as soon as you are able with a telephone number so that we may discuss your complaint. Thank You.
The New York State Attorney General’s Charities Bureau
Molly replied immediately with her cell and work numbers. Assuming that the AG uses ‘em, the MollyClock stops with a final response time of 5 months, 21 days, 10 hours, and 47 seconds.