Trump’s Blog

trumpblog Trumps BlogNot merely content with his culture-killing participation in The Apprentice, the Donald has expanded his entertainment/real estate/self-worship empire to include … a blog?

Curbed brought in the details.

Herewith, a sampling of the Donald’s (and his paid—we hope—fellow commentators’)—aphorisms:

“My career is a model of tough, fair dealing and fantastic success–without shortcuts, without breaking the law.”

“The glamour and grandeur of my buildings and my life are no mere trappings.”
by Donald J. Trump
Chairman, Trump University

“Donald Trump has long had a high profile, but only recently, with the popularity of The Apprentice, has he assumed the dimensions of a folk hero.”
by Michael Sexton
President, Trump University

And our favorite:
“Donald Trump’s business wisdom has definite correlations to police work, especially the highly specialized field of hostage negotiation.”
by Lieutenant Jack J. Cambria
Commanding Officer, NYPD Hostage Negotiation Team

Now go wash yourselves.

- Matthew Grace