If your house is underwater and you’re exhausted by, say, a long day of scrabbling for wet bread amidst dead bodies in the New Orleans streets-turned-canals, you may be relieved to know that help—beauty help—is here.
And e.l.f. can help you too, dear New Orleanian!
Proof of residence may be required, notes the press release. Yeah…
If you can figure out how to get mail in New Orleans—since, you know, you probably don’t have power, a place to sleep, or anything to eat—or if you’re relocated, homeless, and feeling under-madeup, why not make contact? You can email firstname.lastname@example.org or call them on 800.231.4732 x111. We’re sure they’d love to hear from you.
— Choire Sicha