Where Is Dawn Eden When You Need Her?

Have all The Post‘s puntastic headline writers taken the week off? How else to explain this rather bland, USA Today-ish headline in today’s two-bit tabloid:

Are you observing the insides of your eyelids yet?

C’mon, Post: Punch it up!
WHAT A ROSH!
HOLY HASH
HAPPY JEW YEAR
ROSH TO JUDGMENT
SPIRIT OF 5766

Matt Haber

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