Is there a better way to buy a marina restaurant than on eBay? Not only is it right near Bette Midler’s boat house, but La Marina Restaurant and Club is also the “#1 seller of Presidente Beer outside of the Dominican Republic.”

The Real Estate consciously decided not to fact-check that statement before publishing, but we can’t imagine it not being true. Anyway, there are only 21 days left to bid.

-Michael Calderone