Caption Contest: Hizzoner Hoedown

Is there a tear in you beer because you missed last night’s jamboree? Well, git along and help us* caption this picture.

In the comments section, please.

* Last time we did this, y’all were kind enough to point out that I called a plantain a banana. To redeem my eye for detail, I humbly submit that Mike’s guitar is a Gibson Les Paul. Not a Stratocaster. Not a Flying V. A Les Paul.