The Politicker has obtained a copy of a 2001 Green Campaign opposition research book on Mike Bloomberg.

The book — evidently not, despite reports, created by current Bloomberg spokesman Stu Loeser — is available for your reading pleasure here.

Here’s a little sample from the table of contents:

OUT OF TOUCH WITH NEW YORKERS
Issue: Non-professionals are “the great unwashed”. 40
Issue: Bloomberg calls certain neighborhoods “war zones”. 83

STUPID POLICY PROPOSALS
Issue: Recruit lifeguards to NYC from Southern Hemisphere. 151

OFFENSIVE–SEXIST BEHAVIOR
Issue: “Shoot all the clerics”. 319
Issue: Girls all tend to be vegetarians. 325

Ah, those were the days.