The Protest Vote

 The Protest Vote
Now this should be the kind of election in which the protest vote thrives. A foregone conclusion, and none of the candidates even faintly representing youth and rebellion.

The protest candidate of choice is obvious too: Jimmy McMillan, aka Papa Smurf, candidate of the Rent Is Too Damn High Party. Slogan: “There is nothing else to talk about.”

But there’s a catch to the McMillan candidacy: The rent is too damn high, apparently, because of the Jews.

“Damn. Time to put that Ferrer button back on…” says stay free! daily.

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