Condé Nast is hiring a Public Relations Manager. Duties include: pushing Graydon Carter towards the treadmill, covering up the failure of Cargo (now with 20% more boobies!), and helping to keep ladies and dark folk out of the New Yorker. Oh, we kid, it’s fun there—and it’s totally worth going for an interview just to see the stir-fry human baby buffet in the cafeteria. Naturally Condé Nast is the ultimate destination for the real hardcore publicist-at-heart. Also: there’s an oubliette in Anna Wintour’s office that leads to a secret half-floor dungeon.