In Today’s Transom: Porn Queens, Trannies, and Titled Women

Where Dreams Come True: Making the scene with Robert Verdi, Amanda Lepore, Janice Dickinson, Miss U.S.A., Miss Universe and porn queen Jenna Jameson, who answers the question, “What residue are you left with as a byproduct of your career?”

The Pud-Pounder: Doug Dechert, who’s currently working at pimping out Page Sixer Richard Johnson’s artist son, celebrated his 49th birthday this weekend. Is he still pissed off about a betrayal by his old teenage lover, Abigail Vona, and her pals like Jay McInerney? Oh hell yes. But how was the party? “I think it’s a very nice event; it’s a lovely crowd of people, and I wish Doug the best. But I would imagine this would be the same scene at his funeral,” said a friend of the birthday boy.

Next Fashion Week: September 8, 2006: Fashion week may be over–but so is Hilary Duff. Plus! Anna Wintour admits to fashion mistakes.

Ladies’ Rankings: Of the 62 hottest it-girls in Manhattan, who won the celebutante contest that is fashion week?