WOOD WAR XXXVII

Back from a technology-related ceasefire, it’s the battle of the front pages!

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Well, there’s an annoying scratch-game promo on the News and there are crowded B-story boxes on the Post, but none of it matters. WOOD WAR begins with the wood. And the Daily News‘ offering reads like the dummy text the Posties used when they settled down to think up an actual headline. BANG, BANG, exactly.

Winner: New York Post

Overall standings: Daily News 16, New York Post 21

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