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The New York Metro reports today that Mayor Bloomberg and Comptroller (pronounced controller) William Thompson are cautioning that the New York real-estate market is softening. Money quote: “There’s never been an economic cycle in the history of the world that hasn’t gone down as well as gone up”–Mr. Bloomberg.

And vice versa, which is why we’re hanging on to our Pets.com stock.

-Matthew Grace

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