Jeanie’s Got a Gun

The Conservative Party’s annual conference is usually funny, so it was just a lack of foresight on our part not to have sent someone.

So we’ll have to make do with other people’s reports:

Jeanine F. Pirro, who is running for attorney general, said she would not push for restrictions on legal guns and proudly declared that she had a .22, a .38 and a Mauser.

Also, Bill Weld will veto same-sex marriage legislation, and, Randy Daniels? He “pledged he would be just like Ronald Reagan, but ‘in living color.'”

– Tom McGeveran

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