Martha Stewart’s Estranged Sister Gave Me That…Pretty, Isn’t It?

MIKE: We registered for china, silver, antique wine decanters – you know, things people actually need. But we ended up with campy vases that look like they were purchased from Martha Stewart’s estranged sister – the one who stayed behind in prison.

“Now I know you all wanted plates to eat off of, but this just looked so pretty!” my aunt exclaimed as she handed us an alarming picture frame.

Ungrateful? That’s right.