How to Watch the World Cup and Hold Your Job, Cte’d

The piling up of goals at the World Cup—Spain!—clarifies the pattern of scoring pointed to before here.

The revised totals, as of this morning:

Goals in first “quarter” (22.5 minutes): 9
Second quarter: 10
Third quarter: 3
Fourth: 12

This means, Skip halftime and the “third quarter.” Basically, watch for 45 minutes, do some work for 40 minutes, then watch the last 22.5 minutes.

Just doing my part for American productivity.