Overheard in Red Hook

An Orthodox fellow is canvassing Van Brunt Street, asking residents, “Do you know if any property is for sale? If you hear of anything, will you give me a call?” He then hands out his card.

It’s a shitstorm, people. Better start looking in Bushwick.

-Matthew Grace

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