Ssshhhh! It’s Greg’s Surprise Birthday! Don’t Worry, Midget Comedians En Route!

ERICA: Today is Greg’s birthday and thank freakin’ God. He’s finally 30 now, so I felt just a smidge less like Demi Moore when I woke up this morning.

I planned a “surprise birthday party” for Greg and one of his best friends (with his BFF’s wife), but the two of them were so nosy and relentless with their birthday questioning, we finally had to give up and just tell them about our plans. They know there’s a party…they know that it’s Saturday night, but they don’t know about the contortionists, midget comedians or balloon animal artists (just kidding guys…do you seriously think we would book a contortionist instead of a mime!? Come on).

Happy Birthday, Greg.

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