The Humberto Long Award for Best Spam Byline

I’m collecting good pseudonyms from my spam because I think they are a literary achievement. As any author of fiction can tell you, coming up with names is tough. Here is a list of names attached to recent spam that has offered me great stock picks or a giant erection:

Jamel Cardenas
Josefina Lam
Humberto Long
Hilario Hagen
Lincoln Norman
Morrison Meyer
Joan Moss
Edgar Crowdy
Yong Doty
Glenna Bolton

I feel like the highest art is to marry two varying cultures but with a faintly striverish and even snobbish sound to the result.