Today’s Salmon Slap-Up: Chief Playa Owen Wilson, Devil Wears Prada, Loving Man-Flab, Marc Jacobs on Love, and Toilet Terror on W

The Devil Wears Prada has its premiere, revealing itself to be a delightful solicitation of fresh limbs for New York’s corporate sausage-maker.

The Transom caught up with Marc Jacobs and his lover at the Rufus Wainwright shows. Yes, they’re madly in love, despite recent reports of a breakup—and they can’t wait for Lil’ Kim to get out of prison on July 4.

A Wall Street tower has been besieged by a toilet terrorist—but the forces of cleanliness may have won out. For now!

Owen Wilson works New York—and apparently leaves no hot woman un-picked-up on his Thursday night tour of Bungalow 8 and Marquee.

Also: Everyone likes a man with some extra meat. The Break-Up was a really good movie! Who pays for Mark Green’s endless candidacies? How does a hedge fund poet survive? Jackie O’s old apartment goes for $32 million. And, remembering Barbara Epstein.