Where’s the Party At?

New Yorkers riveted by Jade Jagger/YOO-designed Chelsea condos should hustle down to 16 West 19th Street tonight (7-9 pm) for the big “JADE” launch party. Come to check out the “never-before-seen modernist-cube pods that house kitchen and bath,” stay to check out Uma Thurman and Andre Balazs.

If that doesn’t sound expensive enough, tomorrow you can try Jazz at Lincoln Center’s Allen Room for Fifteen Central Park West‘s “Billion Dollar Bash.” (That’s right: the chic future co-op has already made $1.1 billion for the Zeckendorfs.) The un-bashful bash will be hosted by Robert A.M. Stern, while hotshot Francesco Cafiso will serenade everyone with some real estate saxophone.

Stay tuned for updates…

- Max Abelson

Two must-see real estate shindigs