Court Passes on Gay Marriage

The decision is in from the state Court of Appeals on gay marriage: No.

More precisely, the court’s opinion was that gay marriage is not a right guaranteed in the state constitution, but is a matter that can be taken up by the legislature.

So much for that.

— Josh Benson

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