Suozzi Volunteers to Get Poked in the Eye

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In a move that straddles the fine line between daring and suicidal, Tom Suozzi has agreed to appear on camera to answer questions submitted by the readers of Gawker.

The attraction for him is obvious — it’s an opportunity to use an unusual forum to generate attention, a commodity that has been in increasingly short supply for him of late.

As for Gawker’s sudden interest in Suozzi, well, here’s how they explain it: “We may eschew affairs of state, but we’re drawn to desperation like a B&T lothario scanning the bar at last call.”

— Josh Benson

Suozzi Volunteers to Get Poked in the Eye