This parody is only funny if you are a devoted Seinfeld fan, the type who knows every line of every episode

Frank Lautenberg and his Chief of Staff, Tim Yehl, sit before a desk, behind which sits lawyer Angelo Genova, who has a large list in front of him, from which he’s reading. Lautenberg looks nervous, while Yehl is tapping at a soda can, looking bored. They are discussing whether Lautenberg will seek re-election to the United States Senate in 2008. GENOVA: Situation number four. You’re breathing on your own, you’re conscious, but with no muscular function. LAUTENERG: Well, would I be able to communicate? GENOVA: I don’t see how. YEHL: Ach, I don’t like the sound of this one. LAUTENBERG: Huhh, yeah, let’s pull the cord. YEHL: Yank it like (pops open soda can) you’re starting a mower. GENOVA: Moving on. You have liver, kidneys and gall bladder, but no central nervous system. Lautenberg looks at Yehl, who gives a double thumbs-down. LAUTENBERG: Well, I gotta have a central nervous system. GENOVA: Okay. One lung, blind and you’re eating through a tube. LAUTENBERG: Naw, that’s not my style. YEHL: Bore-ing. GENOVA: Alright, you can eat. But machines do everything else. LAUTENBERG: (hesitant) Uhm… Lautenberg looks to Yehl, who nods. YEHL: I’d stick. LAUTENBERG: Yeah, yeah. Stick. (to Yehl) ‘Cos I could still ride the Senators Only elevator. YEHL: (points to Lautenberg and smiles in agreement) That’s right. Based on The Comeback Kramer and Elaine sit before a desk, behind which sits Shellbach the lawyer, who has a large list in front of him, from which he’s reading. Kramer looks nervous, while Elaine is tapping at a soda can, looking bored. SHELLBACH: Situation number four. You’re breathing on your own, you’re conscious, but with no muscular function. KRAMER: Well, would I be able to communicate? SHELLBACH: I don’t see how. ELAINE: Ach, I don’t like the sound of this one. KRAMER: Huhh, yeah, let’s pull the cord. ELAINE: Yank it like (pops open soda can) you’re starting a mower. SHELLBACH: Moving on. You have liver, kidneys and gall bladder, but no central nervous system. Kramer looks at Elaine, who gives a double thumbs-down. KRAMER: Well, I gotta have a central nervous system. SHELLBACH: Okay. One lung, blind and you’re eating through a tube. KRAMER: Naw, that’s not my style. ELAINE: Bore-ing. SHELLBACH: Alright, you can eat. But machines do everything else. KRAMER: (hesitant) Uhm… Kramer looks to Elaine, who nods. ELAINE: I’d stick. KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Stick. (to Elaine) ‘Cos I could still go to the coffee shop. ELAINE: (points to Kramer and smiles in agreement) That’s right.

This parody is only funny if you are a devoted Seinfeld fan, the type who knows every line of every episode