A Big Apple, iPods and All, on 34th Street

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We’ve spent months pining for a Flatiron Apple store. First we thought the iPod-people would be opening up on 136 Fifth Avenue, but our hopes were dashed when a middle aged-ladies’ clothing store went there instead.

As long-awaited recomense, there is some thrillingly anti-PC news this morning: Apple is opening it’s third Manhattan locale, at West 34th Street and Fifth Avenue. It’s not Flatiron, but it’ll do just fine.

The Real Deal says the space will be 50 by 75 by 100 feet, and we’re looking into other wonderful numbers.

Max Abelson

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