What You Will Do Tomorrow Will Be Sad

From today’s mailbag:

A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT FROM MEL BROOKS & DAVID HASSELHOFF

Media Alert / Photo Opportunity
For Thursday, November 2, 2006

Who: Comedy legend Mel Brooks and television icon David Hasselhoff will make a major announcement on the stage of the St. James Theatre.

What: Press conference and photo/interview opportunity.

When: Thursday, November 2, 2006
11:45 am: press check in
12:00 pm: press conference

Where: St. James Theatre
246 West 44th Street

Space is extremely limited.

You must RSVP to xxx@xxx or (212) xxx-xxxx x22.