Gifts for Bloomberg

Here are what some New Yorkers would give to Mike Bloomberg for the holidays, according to today’s Qpoll:

A 50 year old man from Kings — A chief’s gown from Africa.

A 40 year old woman from Kings — A copy of the protestant ethic.

A 71 year old woman from Queens — carton of cigarettes.

A 85 year old man from the Bronx — ripe tomato.

A 38 year old man from the Bronx — Electric razor.

A 33 year old woman from Manhattan — Eleanor Roosevelt’s book on Social
Education and Policy.

A 29 year old woman from Queens — A fat lip!

A 75 year old woman from the Bronx — Introduce him to a very nice woman.

What would you give?

– Azi Paybarah