Jacky Teplitzky and Riverdale: "Yeah! Yipee! Hooray!"

 Jacky Teplitzky and Riverdale: "Yeah! Yipee! Hooray!"

On Monday morning, The Real Estate received a third-quarter Manhattan housing report from the lovely high-end broker Jacky Teplitzky, an executive vice president at Prudential Douglas Elliman.

Nevermind the fact that we should’ve gotten the fourth-quarter report. Much funnier is Jacky’s loving “special fact” (after eight bulletpoints about the Manhattan market):

Aiden, my oldest son, was accepted into Riverdale Country School – Yeah! Yippee! Hooray!

Now, mothers at one of the city’s poshest private schools all know what broker to do their business with…

Max Abelson

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