Chinese Cookie Predicts “Lease” Failures, Lots of Lucky Numbers

Whilst The Real Estate was enjoying a superb weekend supper of bourbon and take-out Chinese, eagle-eyed friend Kevin Roe (not the mollusk-loving Kevin Roe pictured here) spotted the above cookie fortune.

Lesson of the Month: Those who persistently quabble with evil landlords over their leases are headed down the path to failure. (Unless their rents include the lucky digits 5, 11, 38, 2, 8 or 17.)

Max Abelson