Chuck Klosterman Earns 18 Dollars

Magazine-style magazine writer Chuck Klosterman weighs in on the much-discussed topic of Washington Wizards star Gilbert Arenas in the upcoming issue of New York Times sports magazine Play. Klosterman’s exposure to the usually outgoing and voluble Arenas seems to have consisted of watching one game, holding a one-question interview in person, and fielding a four-minute phone call–but that’s no barrier to a dedicated culture-analyst! Here are three paragraphs of Klosterman’s profile, each reproduced in full:

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I don’t know.

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I don’t know.

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I don’t know.