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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Going Dutch: Basic Instinct Director Plumbs His Homeland&rsquo;s Past</p>
<p>&ldquo;We didn&rsquo;t sleep one hour&mdash;not one hour,&rdquo; said German actor <b>Sebastian Koch</b>, describing the Oscar-night f&ecirc;ting of his last film, <i>The Lives of Others</i>, a surprise win for Best Foreign-Language Film this year. &ldquo;We had an invitation at the Governor&rsquo;s Ball.  And then, after, the Germans made a big, big party, and they were so sweet and so nice, we couldn&rsquo;t leave.&rdquo;</p>
<p>But leave he did, boarding an early a.m. flight for New York in time for Monday night&rsquo;s private screening of <i>Black Book,</i> director <b>Paul Verhoeven</b>&rsquo;s World War II thriller, starring Mr. Koch as a Nazi officer romancing a Jewish Dutch resistance fighter played by Dutch actress<b> Carice van Houten</b> (whose character, preparing for seduction, &ldquo;Aryanizes&rdquo; her pubic hair in the film by stroking it with a bleach-soaked paintbrush&mdash;ladies, do not try this at home). &ldquo;They picked us up at 5:30 at the hotel,&rdquo; Mr. Koch said. &ldquo;We drank through, and it was great.&rdquo; Given the circumstances, he was looking surprisingly fresh at the dinner that followed at Osteria del Circo, hosted by <b>Peggy Siegal</b>, who said that <b>&ldquo;Sydney Pollack </b>flew me in &hellip; on his jet that he piloted himself.&rdquo;</p>
<p><i>Black Book</i> appeared on the Academy&rsquo;s nine-film short list for Best Foreign-Language Film this year, but missed the final cut. After 20 years of filmmaking in the States, Mr. Verhoeven&mdash;of <i>Robocop</i> and <i>Basic Instinct</i> fame&mdash;repatriated to the Netherlands to make a film about his homeland&rsquo;s past. The script is based on historical research, the characters on actual people.</p>
<p>Wearing a beige suit and baby-blue shirt, generously freed at the neck, Mr. Koch made himself clear on one point: He will not be typecast, though he also played Albert Speer, Hitler&rsquo;s architect&mdash;&ldquo;such a big asshole&rdquo;&mdash;in one miniseries. &ldquo;I definitely won&rsquo;t play the bad German, the Nazi German, here in Hollywood or wherever,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I have so many good offers in my country, or let&rsquo;s say in Europe. I just wait for the best offers, like I always did. And if this can be in Hollywood, why not? For me, it depends only on the script, the part I&rsquo;m doing and the people around me. It could be in Greenland or the Sahara, I don&rsquo;t care.&rdquo;</p>
<p>What did he think of the current campaign by Long Island Congressman <b>Steven Israel</b> to acquire posthumous American citizenship for Dutch Holocaust victim <b>Anne Frank</b>? &ldquo;I think it&rsquo;s ridiculous&mdash;that&rsquo;s my first reaction,&rdquo; Mr. Koch said. &ldquo;I mean, it&rsquo;s over; the mistakes were there. I think it&rsquo;s not necessary. It&rsquo;s more important to make such movies, to talk about it, to know what went on, what happened. Yeah, it&rsquo;s a gesture, which I suppose is important for some people, so why not? But it doesn&rsquo;t change so much.&rdquo;</p>
<p>The 44-year-old actor, a divorced father of one, was sipping from the same snifter of Sambuca as his co-star and new girlfriend, Ms. van Houten, 30. It&rsquo;s a relationship that arguably started even before filming began. &ldquo;He Googled my nude pictures, and I Googled his,&rdquo; she said.</p>
<p>&mdash;<i>Nicholas Boston</i></p>
<p><a name="Law"> </a></p>
<p>Godfather Still Fave Flick of New York&rsquo;s Semi-Famous</p>
<p><i> </i></p>
<p><i>The Godfather,</i> said most of the cast of <i>Law &amp; Order</i>&mdash;including<b> Courtney Vance, Tamara Tunie, Chris Meloni,</b> <b>Dann Florek</b> and <b>Jane Krakowsk</b>i.</p>
<p>&ldquo;Anything with <b>Bette Davis,</b>&rdquo; said Mr. Vance&rsquo;s silken-shouldered wife, former Oscar nominee <b>Angela Bassett</b>.</p>
<p>&ldquo;<i>On the Waterfront,</i>&rdquo; said <b>Chris Noth</b>. &ldquo;I cry every time I see it.&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;<i>Brazil</i>,&rdquo; said <b>Liev Schreiber</b>, star of Broadway&rsquo;s <i>Talk Radio</i>, whose pregnant girlfriend, <b>Naomi Watts</b>, was presenting in L.A. &ldquo;It sort of fulfills that fantasy element that theater can&rsquo;t,&rdquo; he said.</p>
<p>&ldquo;<i>Great Expectations</i>,&rdquo; said Lanvin-clad former Oscar winner <b>Tatum O&rsquo;Neal</b>&mdash;meaning the 1998 adaptation with <b>Gwyneth Paltrow</b>.</p>
<p>&ldquo;<i>Raising Arizona,</i>&rdquo; said<b> </b>Court TV cutie <b>Ashleigh Banfield</b>. &ldquo;The quirkiest, most hysterical film ever made,&rdquo; she declared.</p>
<p>&ldquo;<i>Labyrinth</i>,&rdquo; said <i>America&rsquo;s Next Top Model</i> winner <b>CariDee English</b>. &ldquo;I love <b>David Bowie</b>, and it&rsquo;s a fun movie that reminds me of my childhood.&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;<i>South Park: Bigger, Longer &amp; Uncut</i>,&rdquo; said <b>Richard Belzer</b>. &ldquo;It was a musical, it was a social satire, it was hysterically funny and incredibly timely when it came out, because censorship was on the rise,&rdquo; Mr. Belzer continued, before adding that he is also a huge fan of <i>The Godfather</i>.</p>
<p>&mdash;<i>David Foxley</i></p>
<p><a name="Maer"> </a></p>
<p>Mommy and Maer: Radar Magazine Is Standard Issue</p>
<p>&ldquo;Is it a new magazine?&rdquo; asked <b>Lady Victoria Hervey</b>, the eldest daughter of the sixth Marquess of Bristol, at the <i>Radar</i> reincarnation party in West Hollywood on Feb. 21. Well, not <i>exactly</i>, your ladyship &hellip;.</p>
<p>But New York socialites <b>Tinsley Mortimer</b> and <b>Fabiola Beracasa</b> were fresh breezes at the Standard Hotel on the Sunset Strip, clad in skin-tight vintage Herve Leger. &ldquo;We got a little loaner. It&rsquo;s a Cinderella deal,&rdquo; Ms. Mortimer said. &ldquo;Once I got it on, I couldn&rsquo;t get it off,&rdquo; said Ms. Beracasa of her snug white sheath, which was covered in colorful rectangles, like a Mondrian painting. Nearby was a poster of the two friends posing in a bathtub. &ldquo;I love the idea of not taking ourselves too seriously,&rdquo; said Ms. Mortimer, as if the photo shoot were a welcome respite from her regular regimen of <b>Spinoza</b> and <b>Hegel</b>. &ldquo;We were envisioning this really deep European bathtub with our heads poking out, but instead we ended up in a bowl,&rdquo; Ms. Beracasa said. &ldquo;A bird bath!&rdquo; Ms. Mortimer added.</p>
<p>Will <i>Radar </i>succeed this time around, its third? &ldquo;No, we&rsquo;re about to fold immediately,&rdquo; said editor in chief <b>Maer Roshan</b>, sucking on a cigarette. &ldquo;You can do better than that.&rdquo; Was supermarket mogul and rumored partial backer <b>Ron Burkle </b>going to show up? &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not a seer,&rdquo; Mr. Roshan fairly snarled, then softened a bit. &ldquo;I wouldn&rsquo;t have done this if I didn&rsquo;t think we had a great track record,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;We&rsquo;ve needed consistent backing. and Integrity Media has provided that. I report to Yusef&rdquo;&mdash;Integrity chairman and beer distributor <b>Yusef Jackson</b>&mdash;&ldquo;and I talk to him, period.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Just then, an attractive, slightly older brunette woman rushed up to greet Mr. Roshan. &ldquo;Hi, sweetheart,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Hi, Mom,&rdquo; he replied.</p>
<p><i>&mdash;Jessica Galt</i></p>
<p><a name="Oil"> </a></p>
<p>Oil Heir Pollutes Pre-Oscars Party</p>
<p><i> </i></p>
<p>In the V.I.P. section of <i>L.A. Confidential</i>&rsquo;s<i> </i>Oscars party at the Mondrian Hotel on Thursday, Feb. 22, <b>Damon Whitaker </b>was in good spirits, even though he&rsquo;d spent a good deal of the night explaining that he was not his brother, soon-to-be-Oscar-winner <b>Forest</b>. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s happened to me all my life,&rdquo; he said, smiling wanly. &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t mind. I&rsquo;m proud to look like my brother, especially this year.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Nearby, veteran actor <b>David Carradine</b> was sizing up the dance floor. The Transom asked if the run-up to Oscar night had changed much over the years. &ldquo;No, it&rsquo;s always the same silly parties,&rdquo; said the <i>Kill Bill</i> samurai, and then reconsidered. &ldquo;Well, I&rsquo;m a great-grandfather now&mdash;that&rsquo;s different,&rdquo; he said, adding that <b>Anthony Quinn</b> had children into his 80&rsquo;s. Yeah, but that don&rsquo;t make it right! Does Mr. Carradine still practice martial arts everyday? &ldquo;Why, you want to go a couple rounds?&rdquo;</p>
<p>The Transom sought refuge in the men&rsquo;s bathroom, which was rapidly being permeated by a fetid odor.</p>
<p>&ldquo;Jesus!&rdquo; said a curly-haired man at the front of the one stall, scrunching his face in disgust. &ldquo;Oh, man&mdash;that&rsquo;s awful!&rdquo; gasped another, burrowing his head inside his trench coat. &ldquo;Lawd-a-mercy!&rdquo; cried still another, and then: &ldquo;Check out those shoes,&rdquo; pointing to the black suede loafers peeking out from under the stall.</p>
<p>After about 10 minutes, the stall&rsquo;s occupant began jiggling the apparently jammed door, with increasing aggravation. The Transom helped wrench it open, only to encounter oil heir <b>Jason Davis</b>, the larger, lesser-known brother of <b>Brandon</b>, dressed all in black, with a white scarf and platinum hair.</p>
<p>Before The Transom could compliment Mr. Davis&rsquo; performance and inquire as to his influences, the latter man made for the door&mdash;no doubt much lighter on his feet than before.</p>
<p><a name="Paris"> </a></p>
<p>Paris the Thought: A.P. Says Au Revoir to Hilton Hottie</p>
<p>On Feb. 13, the Associated Press declared its plans to boldly go where few wire services would dare to go in this day and age: the no&ndash;<b>Paris Hilton</b> zone.</p>
<p>&ldquo;Next week,&rdquo; entertainment editor<b> Jesse Washington </b>wrote in an e-mail memo obtained by The Transom, &ldquo;the print team is planning an unconventional experiment: We are NOT going to cover Paris Hilton.</p>
<p>&ldquo;Barring any major, major news, we are not going to put a single word about Paris on the wire,&rdquo; the memo continued. &ldquo;If something does come up, big or small, we encourage discussions on whether we should write about it.&rdquo;</p>
<p>The results of the experiment, naturally, will be fodder for a future A.P. story. &ldquo;Hopefully we will be able to discuss what &lsquo;news&rsquo; we missed,&rdquo; read the memo, which could have used some stern copy-editing, &ldquo;the repercussions of our blackout for AP both editorially and business-wise, and most importantly the force that cause the world to be fixated on this person who, despite her shallow frivolity, represents an epochal development in our culture.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Reached for comment, Mr. Washington said, &ldquo;There was a surprising amount of hand-wringing. A lot of people in the newsroom were saying this was tampering with the news.&rdquo; One editor&rsquo;s response was apparently: &ldquo;This is a great idea&mdash;can we add North Korea?&rdquo;</p>
<p>Mr. Washington said he was inspired by the fact that, in the past year, Ms. Hilton has appeared on the A.P. wire about twice a week.</p>
<p>&ldquo;We got lucky,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Totally by accident, her birthday party was the day <i>before </i>we started the experiment. There really weren&rsquo;t any major news stories involving Paris, so we didn&rsquo;t have that many really tough decisions to make.&rdquo; Though &ldquo;her name did pop up in a couple stories, despite my best efforts.&rdquo;</p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Going Dutch: Basic Instinct Director Plumbs His Homeland&rsquo;s Past</p>
<p>&ldquo;We didn&rsquo;t sleep one hour&mdash;not one hour,&rdquo; said German actor <b>Sebastian Koch</b>, describing the Oscar-night f&ecirc;ting of his last film, <i>The Lives of Others</i>, a surprise win for Best Foreign-Language Film this year. &ldquo;We had an invitation at the Governor&rsquo;s Ball.  And then, after, the Germans made a big, big party, and they were so sweet and so nice, we couldn&rsquo;t leave.&rdquo;</p>
<p>But leave he did, boarding an early a.m. flight for New York in time for Monday night&rsquo;s private screening of <i>Black Book,</i> director <b>Paul Verhoeven</b>&rsquo;s World War II thriller, starring Mr. Koch as a Nazi officer romancing a Jewish Dutch resistance fighter played by Dutch actress<b> Carice van Houten</b> (whose character, preparing for seduction, &ldquo;Aryanizes&rdquo; her pubic hair in the film by stroking it with a bleach-soaked paintbrush&mdash;ladies, do not try this at home). &ldquo;They picked us up at 5:30 at the hotel,&rdquo; Mr. Koch said. &ldquo;We drank through, and it was great.&rdquo; Given the circumstances, he was looking surprisingly fresh at the dinner that followed at Osteria del Circo, hosted by <b>Peggy Siegal</b>, who said that <b>&ldquo;Sydney Pollack </b>flew me in &hellip; on his jet that he piloted himself.&rdquo;</p>
<p><i>Black Book</i> appeared on the Academy&rsquo;s nine-film short list for Best Foreign-Language Film this year, but missed the final cut. After 20 years of filmmaking in the States, Mr. Verhoeven&mdash;of <i>Robocop</i> and <i>Basic Instinct</i> fame&mdash;repatriated to the Netherlands to make a film about his homeland&rsquo;s past. The script is based on historical research, the characters on actual people.</p>
<p>Wearing a beige suit and baby-blue shirt, generously freed at the neck, Mr. Koch made himself clear on one point: He will not be typecast, though he also played Albert Speer, Hitler&rsquo;s architect&mdash;&ldquo;such a big asshole&rdquo;&mdash;in one miniseries. &ldquo;I definitely won&rsquo;t play the bad German, the Nazi German, here in Hollywood or wherever,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I have so many good offers in my country, or let&rsquo;s say in Europe. I just wait for the best offers, like I always did. And if this can be in Hollywood, why not? For me, it depends only on the script, the part I&rsquo;m doing and the people around me. It could be in Greenland or the Sahara, I don&rsquo;t care.&rdquo;</p>
<p>What did he think of the current campaign by Long Island Congressman <b>Steven Israel</b> to acquire posthumous American citizenship for Dutch Holocaust victim <b>Anne Frank</b>? &ldquo;I think it&rsquo;s ridiculous&mdash;that&rsquo;s my first reaction,&rdquo; Mr. Koch said. &ldquo;I mean, it&rsquo;s over; the mistakes were there. I think it&rsquo;s not necessary. It&rsquo;s more important to make such movies, to talk about it, to know what went on, what happened. Yeah, it&rsquo;s a gesture, which I suppose is important for some people, so why not? But it doesn&rsquo;t change so much.&rdquo;</p>
<p>The 44-year-old actor, a divorced father of one, was sipping from the same snifter of Sambuca as his co-star and new girlfriend, Ms. van Houten, 30. It&rsquo;s a relationship that arguably started even before filming began. &ldquo;He Googled my nude pictures, and I Googled his,&rdquo; she said.</p>
<p>&mdash;<i>Nicholas Boston</i></p>
<p><a name="Law"> </a></p>
<p>Godfather Still Fave Flick of New York&rsquo;s Semi-Famous</p>
<p><i> </i></p>
<p><i>The Godfather,</i> said most of the cast of <i>Law &amp; Order</i>&mdash;including<b> Courtney Vance, Tamara Tunie, Chris Meloni,</b> <b>Dann Florek</b> and <b>Jane Krakowsk</b>i.</p>
<p>&ldquo;Anything with <b>Bette Davis,</b>&rdquo; said Mr. Vance&rsquo;s silken-shouldered wife, former Oscar nominee <b>Angela Bassett</b>.</p>
<p>&ldquo;<i>On the Waterfront,</i>&rdquo; said <b>Chris Noth</b>. &ldquo;I cry every time I see it.&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;<i>Brazil</i>,&rdquo; said <b>Liev Schreiber</b>, star of Broadway&rsquo;s <i>Talk Radio</i>, whose pregnant girlfriend, <b>Naomi Watts</b>, was presenting in L.A. &ldquo;It sort of fulfills that fantasy element that theater can&rsquo;t,&rdquo; he said.</p>
<p>&ldquo;<i>Great Expectations</i>,&rdquo; said Lanvin-clad former Oscar winner <b>Tatum O&rsquo;Neal</b>&mdash;meaning the 1998 adaptation with <b>Gwyneth Paltrow</b>.</p>
<p>&ldquo;<i>Raising Arizona,</i>&rdquo; said<b> </b>Court TV cutie <b>Ashleigh Banfield</b>. &ldquo;The quirkiest, most hysterical film ever made,&rdquo; she declared.</p>
<p>&ldquo;<i>Labyrinth</i>,&rdquo; said <i>America&rsquo;s Next Top Model</i> winner <b>CariDee English</b>. &ldquo;I love <b>David Bowie</b>, and it&rsquo;s a fun movie that reminds me of my childhood.&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;<i>South Park: Bigger, Longer &amp; Uncut</i>,&rdquo; said <b>Richard Belzer</b>. &ldquo;It was a musical, it was a social satire, it was hysterically funny and incredibly timely when it came out, because censorship was on the rise,&rdquo; Mr. Belzer continued, before adding that he is also a huge fan of <i>The Godfather</i>.</p>
<p>&mdash;<i>David Foxley</i></p>
<p><a name="Maer"> </a></p>
<p>Mommy and Maer: Radar Magazine Is Standard Issue</p>
<p>&ldquo;Is it a new magazine?&rdquo; asked <b>Lady Victoria Hervey</b>, the eldest daughter of the sixth Marquess of Bristol, at the <i>Radar</i> reincarnation party in West Hollywood on Feb. 21. Well, not <i>exactly</i>, your ladyship &hellip;.</p>
<p>But New York socialites <b>Tinsley Mortimer</b> and <b>Fabiola Beracasa</b> were fresh breezes at the Standard Hotel on the Sunset Strip, clad in skin-tight vintage Herve Leger. &ldquo;We got a little loaner. It&rsquo;s a Cinderella deal,&rdquo; Ms. Mortimer said. &ldquo;Once I got it on, I couldn&rsquo;t get it off,&rdquo; said Ms. Beracasa of her snug white sheath, which was covered in colorful rectangles, like a Mondrian painting. Nearby was a poster of the two friends posing in a bathtub. &ldquo;I love the idea of not taking ourselves too seriously,&rdquo; said Ms. Mortimer, as if the photo shoot were a welcome respite from her regular regimen of <b>Spinoza</b> and <b>Hegel</b>. &ldquo;We were envisioning this really deep European bathtub with our heads poking out, but instead we ended up in a bowl,&rdquo; Ms. Beracasa said. &ldquo;A bird bath!&rdquo; Ms. Mortimer added.</p>
<p>Will <i>Radar </i>succeed this time around, its third? &ldquo;No, we&rsquo;re about to fold immediately,&rdquo; said editor in chief <b>Maer Roshan</b>, sucking on a cigarette. &ldquo;You can do better than that.&rdquo; Was supermarket mogul and rumored partial backer <b>Ron Burkle </b>going to show up? &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not a seer,&rdquo; Mr. Roshan fairly snarled, then softened a bit. &ldquo;I wouldn&rsquo;t have done this if I didn&rsquo;t think we had a great track record,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;We&rsquo;ve needed consistent backing. and Integrity Media has provided that. I report to Yusef&rdquo;&mdash;Integrity chairman and beer distributor <b>Yusef Jackson</b>&mdash;&ldquo;and I talk to him, period.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Just then, an attractive, slightly older brunette woman rushed up to greet Mr. Roshan. &ldquo;Hi, sweetheart,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Hi, Mom,&rdquo; he replied.</p>
<p><i>&mdash;Jessica Galt</i></p>
<p><a name="Oil"> </a></p>
<p>Oil Heir Pollutes Pre-Oscars Party</p>
<p><i> </i></p>
<p>In the V.I.P. section of <i>L.A. Confidential</i>&rsquo;s<i> </i>Oscars party at the Mondrian Hotel on Thursday, Feb. 22, <b>Damon Whitaker </b>was in good spirits, even though he&rsquo;d spent a good deal of the night explaining that he was not his brother, soon-to-be-Oscar-winner <b>Forest</b>. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s happened to me all my life,&rdquo; he said, smiling wanly. &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t mind. I&rsquo;m proud to look like my brother, especially this year.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Nearby, veteran actor <b>David Carradine</b> was sizing up the dance floor. The Transom asked if the run-up to Oscar night had changed much over the years. &ldquo;No, it&rsquo;s always the same silly parties,&rdquo; said the <i>Kill Bill</i> samurai, and then reconsidered. &ldquo;Well, I&rsquo;m a great-grandfather now&mdash;that&rsquo;s different,&rdquo; he said, adding that <b>Anthony Quinn</b> had children into his 80&rsquo;s. Yeah, but that don&rsquo;t make it right! Does Mr. Carradine still practice martial arts everyday? &ldquo;Why, you want to go a couple rounds?&rdquo;</p>
<p>The Transom sought refuge in the men&rsquo;s bathroom, which was rapidly being permeated by a fetid odor.</p>
<p>&ldquo;Jesus!&rdquo; said a curly-haired man at the front of the one stall, scrunching his face in disgust. &ldquo;Oh, man&mdash;that&rsquo;s awful!&rdquo; gasped another, burrowing his head inside his trench coat. &ldquo;Lawd-a-mercy!&rdquo; cried still another, and then: &ldquo;Check out those shoes,&rdquo; pointing to the black suede loafers peeking out from under the stall.</p>
<p>After about 10 minutes, the stall&rsquo;s occupant began jiggling the apparently jammed door, with increasing aggravation. The Transom helped wrench it open, only to encounter oil heir <b>Jason Davis</b>, the larger, lesser-known brother of <b>Brandon</b>, dressed all in black, with a white scarf and platinum hair.</p>
<p>Before The Transom could compliment Mr. Davis&rsquo; performance and inquire as to his influences, the latter man made for the door&mdash;no doubt much lighter on his feet than before.</p>
<p><a name="Paris"> </a></p>
<p>Paris the Thought: A.P. Says Au Revoir to Hilton Hottie</p>
<p>On Feb. 13, the Associated Press declared its plans to boldly go where few wire services would dare to go in this day and age: the no&ndash;<b>Paris Hilton</b> zone.</p>
<p>&ldquo;Next week,&rdquo; entertainment editor<b> Jesse Washington </b>wrote in an e-mail memo obtained by The Transom, &ldquo;the print team is planning an unconventional experiment: We are NOT going to cover Paris Hilton.</p>
<p>&ldquo;Barring any major, major news, we are not going to put a single word about Paris on the wire,&rdquo; the memo continued. &ldquo;If something does come up, big or small, we encourage discussions on whether we should write about it.&rdquo;</p>
<p>The results of the experiment, naturally, will be fodder for a future A.P. story. &ldquo;Hopefully we will be able to discuss what &lsquo;news&rsquo; we missed,&rdquo; read the memo, which could have used some stern copy-editing, &ldquo;the repercussions of our blackout for AP both editorially and business-wise, and most importantly the force that cause the world to be fixated on this person who, despite her shallow frivolity, represents an epochal development in our culture.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Reached for comment, Mr. Washington said, &ldquo;There was a surprising amount of hand-wringing. A lot of people in the newsroom were saying this was tampering with the news.&rdquo; One editor&rsquo;s response was apparently: &ldquo;This is a great idea&mdash;can we add North Korea?&rdquo;</p>
<p>Mr. Washington said he was inspired by the fact that, in the past year, Ms. Hilton has appeared on the A.P. wire about twice a week.</p>
<p>&ldquo;We got lucky,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Totally by accident, her birthday party was the day <i>before </i>we started the experiment. There really weren&rsquo;t any major news stories involving Paris, so we didn&rsquo;t have that many really tough decisions to make.&rdquo; Though &ldquo;her name did pop up in a couple stories, despite my best efforts.&rdquo;</p>
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