Barack Obama is going to be on David Letterman tonight. So, I went to City Hall Park to hear what people thought might happen.
Gloria Tate, who works at a criminal non-profit in the Woolworth Buidling, put her sandwich down long enough to say she doubts there’ll be many Hillary Clinton jokes because, you know, they’re going to be on the same ticket, she said.
Great. What kind of top ten is he going to do then?
— Azi Paybarah