Trump Wins Wrestling Match, Keeps Hair

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Oh, well. The Real Estate kind of hoped it would go the other way. On Sunday, in case you missed it, Donald Trump’s proxy beat the wrestler representing World Wrestling Entertainment owner Vince McMahon. Per a bet between the two billionaires, Mr. McMahon had to have his head shaved (photo, above, courtesy of the Associated Press).

We think the whole thing was rigged.

– Tom Acitelli