The Afternoon Wrap: Monday

Quit bitching. It could be worse—you could live in Moscow or Tokyo or… [CNN]

I need a new blender! Oh, never mind, One Times Square just has pimples again. [Copyranter via NY Mag]

Scary Monsters in Nolita want to disrupt Heathen David Bowie’s thus-far Hunky Dory plans to open a new burlesque nightclub for Young Americans and Pin Ups. Such Heroes! [Eater]

Let them eat cake in the pedestrian pastures of Central Park! [Curbed]