The Afternoon Wrap: Thursday

This is the greatest thing since those Ed Koch movie reviews in The Villager: A spreadsheet of major happy hours around town. [Eater]

Sunseekers on the cheap hit the Hamptons for sand and sexytime. (Beware of crabs!) [Time Out NY via Gawker]

Governors Island Park redesign competition draws “fog forests,” “3,000 wood-frame bikes” and a never-ending candy supply from magical buckets in the sky. [NY Mag]

Utter ridiculousness ensues with a rather Trump-y idea… [CNN via Real Deal]