There is officially nothing to watch on television except for Top Chef (all you So You Think You Can Dance people can pipe down). We’re not quite sure how this whole Miami thing is going to work out (although erotic alien Padma gets to wear some racier-than-usual outfits), but tonight the chef wannabes serve to Elks Lodge members. We’re totally rooting for C.J., the giant. Anybody want a peanut?
[Top Chef, Bravo, 10 p.m.]
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