The Afternoon Wrap: Friday

Welcome to the Hamptons! Now, here’s how to survive your stay. [TheRudeHamptons via Beach Curbed]

Sales began in the first building in Jersey City to “sport a glass curtain-wall façade.” In response, Tom Wolfe has vowed to never, ever summer in Jersey City. [Real Deal]

Apparently, the L Train sucks all the time—even when no one’s in town to ride it. [East Village Idiot via NY Mag]

Show the aliens we give a damn! [Apt. Therapy]