The Afternoon Wrap: Thursday

If we keep spraying Lysol, New York will look like the sequel to Kevin Costner’s Waterworld in 10 years. [Gothamist]

Marty Markowitz in a Hawaiian shirt: It’s like a moving rain forest. [Curbed]

The pretension drips from The Donald’s new line of office furniture. Model names include: Bedminster, Bedford, Briarcliff, Varick and Westchester. [Luxist]

Magnolia Bakery re-opens. Huge sigh of relief is heard throughout West Village. [Eater]

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