Aniston Wants to Move to New York

What is that strange aroma that’s been wafting over our fine city of late? That unmistakable stench of sweet no-foam Coffee Bean lattes, pungently fresh Birkin-bag calfskin and sour paparazzi exhaust can mean only one thing: the sudden invasion of Hollywood celebrities!

It seems Jennifer Aniston is just the latest of a long list of Tinseltown stars who, bearing the considerable weight of both actual and personal baggage, wants to put down roots in New York. In the most recent issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Ms. Aniston explains that she may soon join the ranks of—gasp!—the Jolie-Pitt clan, Lindsay Lohan, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Natalie Portman and other camera-ready L.A. transplants, who have all seemingly settled down on the fair banks of the Hudson.

Celebrity Diaspora: Jennifer Aniston Wants in on NYC, Too! [Daily Intelligencer]