A newly-mustachioed Jonathan Rhys Meyers—in tight white jeans, no less—will grace the cover of Details’ December issue. With Mr. Meyer’s fury, burly mug on the front, questions about the sexual orientation of Dan Peres’ lad-mag-in-loafers can stop! Right?

Inside the issue, the Match Point actor adds flame to the fire by coming clean about his acting skills, telling the monthly:

“You know why I stay out of the limelight? I always think there will be that time that people will find out that I’m crap at what I do. I think they will figure out I’m crap. Doesn’t everybody have that feeling?”

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Speaks The Truth [D Listed]