Sunday, October 14th

calendar crow sports Sunday, October 14thAsk James Carville everything you ever wanted to know about Hillary Rodham Clinton, such as, well, “What the heck does she really think about anything?” Cuddly newsman Dan Rather and the erstwhile political consultant rise their two-seater Vespa (vrrrrip!) to the 92nd Street Y to chat about the 2008 election. We happen to prefer Mr. Carville in the Brad Pitt flick The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford as the governor of Missouri. Also the National Multiple Sclerosis Society hosts its “23rd Annual New York City MS Bike Tour,” which sounds a little, oh, active for a Sunday, requiring as it does 30, 60 or 100 miles of pedaling. Will you people stop trying to make us healthy and let us enjoy our hangover in peace? Sheesh!

[National Multiple Sclerosis Society’s “23rd Annual New York City MS Bike Tour,” starting at Pier 94, West 54th Street and the West Side Highway, 6:30 a.m. to 6 p.m., www.nycbiketour.org; James Carville and Dan Rather at the 92nd Street Y, Lexington Avenue at 92nd Street, 7:30 p.m., www.92y.org]