The Day in Gossip: Burch Gets Lanced! Leo’s Lover Goes AWOL!

Greenwich designer Tory Burch and Austin cyclist Lance Armstrong call it quits: “It’s a geographical thing.” [Page Six]

Leo’s gal-pal Bar Rafaeli dodges Israel’s mandatory military service, because, “Isn’t it better to live in New York?” [Page Six]

New York panhandlers love Episcopal Bishop Gene Robinson…and TV! [Gatecrasher: 3rd Item]

Friend-of-Bill Amed Kahn feted Roberto Slim, son of Mexican billionaire Carlos, at Tenjune. [Page Six]