The Day in Gossip: Lohan Lives! Tracy Morgan’s Manners!

Lindsay Lohan will work again—or so suggests Morgan’s Creek C.E.O. James Robinson, who last year called LiLo “discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional.” Ah, the wonders of rehab. [Page Six]

Robin Williams and Dave Chappelle surprised the audience at the West Village’s Comedy Cellar last weekend with unannounced late-night routines. But things got serious with talk of A.A. and The Secret. [Rush & Malloy: 2nd Item]

Manhattan billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, who pled guilty to soliciting underage prostitutes, doesn’t want to register as a sex offender. Unfortunately, a more accurate description hasn’t been devised. [Page Six]

30 Rock’s Tracy Morgan forgot lines, argued with cast members and even snubbed co-stars Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey, who were at Pastis toasting the shark-jumper. [Page Six]