The Day in Gossip: Martha Stewart Gets a Roast! Will Nicole Kidman Bomb?

David Boies, the lawyer who represented Al Gore in 2000, may have “a controversial client in Blackwater C.E.O. Eric Prince.” No! [Page Six]

Tony Katonah, N.Y., to roast Martha Stewart on the Great White Way. [Page Six]

Barack Obama works out in L.A. Equinox. [Page Six]

Will Nicole Kidman bomb at the box office yet again? [Page Six]

Deepak Chopra tells presidential gags. [Gatecrasher: 1st item]