The Day in Gossip: Sarah Jessica Parker Comes Up Short! Tom Cruise Gets Snappy!

101507 parker The Day in Gossip: Sarah Jessica Parker Comes Up Short! Tom Cruise Gets Snappy!On the set of S.A.T.C. at Café Carlyle, Sarah Jessica Parker guzzles nostalgia martinis and schools Jennifer Hudson on Bobby Short. [Page Six]

Fashion photog Steven Klein shutters over shooting Tom Cruise for W magazine. [Gatecrasher: 2nd Item]

The Times isn’t ready for its close-up, Mr. De Mille. [Page Six]

Ex-Rolling Stone staffers pop the cork on what really happened at the magazine’s San Francisco reunion last week. [Page Six]

CNN’s Anderson Cooper wonders—“with a straight face”—what’s new with Britney Spears. [Gatecrasher: 3rd Item]

Once committed to going to the mattresses for John McCain, now James Gandolfini’s support for the presidential nominee may swim with the fishes. [Page Six]