A Spicy Reunion

Kanye West was sadly absent from last night’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show—where he was supposed to perform—at the Kodak Theater in L.A. Helping to fill the “College Dropout”’s void was a spectacular occurrence—a Spice Girls reunion. By the looks of this picture on the red carpet, it probably shouldn’t happen again anytime soon. (It will.) The photo of the ladies, who presumably performed to promote the recent release of a greatest hits album, is, we think, kind of hysterical and very telling. It seems a lot has changed in the decade following their pop apex, “If You Want to Be My Lover.” Scary looks posh; Baby looks scary; Sporty looks like a character in Working Girl; Ginger looks, well, the same—but older. Then, of course, there’s Posh, who appears either truly mortified to be standing next to her former band mates or heavily sedated. Or both.