Day in Gossip: Surprise! Britney Spends Most of Her Money on Entertainment, Clothes, Not Kids; Box Hires Security Firm

Court papers reveal Britney Spears’ outrageous spending: $102,000 a month on entertainment, $16,000 on clothes, $6,000 on child care. [Page Six]

Celebrity Halloween costumes are exposed; Britney wins for craziest costume, dressed as herself. [Rush & Malloy]

At Jenna’s reading of her new book, a Bush family friend says he was surprised to find it did not reveal “how to get a fake ID.” [Page Six]

Fox News Channel correspondent Chris Wallace chastises the “mainstream media” for hiding the “untold truth” about Iraq. [Page Six]

A new romance may be blossoming between Eminem and a Detroit hairdresser, who bears a scary resemblance to his ex wife. [Page Six]

The Box has hired former Police Commissioner Howard Safir’s security firm to protect its late night dancers from a sexual predator. [Page Six]

Former Men’s Fitness editor Neal Boulton denies charges of being “too straight.” [Page Six]