The Day in Gossip: Lindsay Lohan Drinks; Calvin Klein's Pink Ooze!

Lindsay Lohan had a few drinks, had a few drinks at Beatrice and then called friends at 4 a.m. [Gatecrasher]

Will Senator Ted Kennedy discuss his Chappaquiddick car accident in his forthcoming autobiography? [Page Six]

Britney Spears allegedly keeps a double-locked sex room in her mansion, where she dresses in costumes and smears feces on her couch. [Rush&Malloy]

Calvin Klein’s huge billboard ad on Houston Street will have pink ooze dripped down the front of it until Monday. [Page Six]

Lindsay Lohan will soon record her third album. [Page Six]

Kim Kardashian claims that $50,000 worth of jewels and electronics was stolen from her luggage at JFK. [Gatecrasher]

Heath Ledger has been stalking Gemma Ward and dressing like a homeless man sources say. [Page Six]

A food runner at a New York restaurant may or may not have been fired after giving Chelsea Clinton the wrong appetizer. [Page Six]

Kimora Lee Simmons
has been overheard calling Russell’s gal, Porschla Coleman, a “bitch.” [Page Six]

Jessica Simpson’s father set her up with boyfriend Tony Romo, a Dallas Cowboy. [Page Six]

Edgar Bronfman Jr. has started to collect expensive apartments. [Page Six]