Wednesday, November 14th

Auf with their heads! Project Runway is back, thank goodness. We love our ladies over at America’s Next Top Model, but between them giving Spontanious the boot, and the chick with Asperger’s Syndrome winning everything, we’re getting bored. But now we can get back with Heidi, Tim Gunn and bitchyface Michael Kors. Oh, it’s a gorgeous mess!

[Project Runway premiere, 10 p.m., Bravo]